dieseldamsel
DieselDamsel
dieseldamsel

They love change...just not when the change means phasing out unsustainable industries from bygone eras in favor of modern, proven-effective changes. Me need to get new skills? No way!

Ugh! The snake oils.

A Turk, even.

Yep. They are also the ones who end up shilling for every MLM “home business” out there and fuck up your newsfeed. “It Works!” No. It doesn’t.

Like how to dress in NYC in late November. For Pete’s sake, just look seasonally/situationally appropriate. She looks like she’s headed out in mid-June to a club.

It’s what you call a female child when you were hoping for a boy to follow in the military family footsteps.

Oh dear, I laughed wayyyyy too hard at “Autistic Goofus and Gallant.”

My Thanksgiving involved my mother declaring that she and my father would never come visit us again.

I’ve made stuffing waffles. You add egg as a binder.

Ha! More like this guy:

(debunked on snopes but still good for lulz)

Heyyyyy! It’s Freaky Frid.. ...er, Tuesday, and our PE is acting very much like my menopausal mother c. 1995!

Thinking of telling my Trump-voting mother that she will only be allowed to visit on Thanksgiving if she stands outside of the hipsteriest bar in town on Wednesday night wearing a shame sign that says “I voted for Trump.” I figure the harassment she’d receive would be a fraction of what her granddaughter will be

UGH, that sycophant at the 4:00 mark.

Yaaaaas! The best.

How about funding advertising and marketing initiatives that publicize the already available abortion-funding services?!

On all the discount shopping sites, Ivanka branded merch is deeply discounted. Here’s a fun trick: add it to your shopping cart, but then take it out later. The metrics get reported back to the brands.

Also Dr Ian Malcolm Goldblum.