Get him!!!

Welp, the hunt is over. Good job.

Holy shit, shut up tomato!

You truly are the most dedicated and verbose Tomato clone yet. The dedication to your art is remarkable and maybe someday you will be the next Tomato but you need work. 6.7 out of 10. 

Shut up, tomato.

They don’t mind if they use communist authoritarianism to make capitalists profit.

China’s ability to be both communist and very capitalist at the same time depending on what they’re doing and to whom is amazing.

Ted Cruz is a straight-up (Zodiac) killer on the hardwood.

Before Trump I wouldn’t have believed it possible that a President could display such idiotic incompetence that he could, against all odds, somehow make withdrawing troops from the never ending quagmire of the Middle East into a bad thing.

The Kurds are the most reliable group over there. They should have their own state and US support.

The death struggle of a madman and lunatic. He projects all his crimes on others and by that he makes it only worse for himself. He is too stupid to realize that.

That Trump’s entire public-facing strategy appears to be “take me seriously, but only when it works in my favor; when I stick my head firmly up my fourth point of contact, I was obviously doing satire” would be, in any sane world, as damning an indictment as any Presidency would need to be entirely written off.

The man…

Dude I always admire your optimism!

No golf today.

While it’s distressing to watch the spin on this scandal and to watch Trump and co. tell the American people they don’t have eyes, I can at least take a bit of joy in the fact that Trump is miserable and it’s all his own doing.

The cell phones thing started under Bush the Lesser, I believe.

I miss Jade Helm

This is like when Obama was going to buy everyone cell phones...

But really, who would the Republicans be without their perpetual manufactured outrage and insistence on victimhood?

When they turn on him it will happen in the blink of an eye. Then they’ll all act like they were against Trump from the beginning.