When you shoot your gun, do you miss as badly as you are missing the point right now?

As soon as the hot water and internet goes out everyone will immediately abandoned their desire for glorious violent upheaval.

Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!

“probably immediately respond with a quip like ‘well, that certainly seems like a Modest Proposal, we’ll give that some thought’”

The problem is that a lot of Trump supporters might take that seriously.

Nice subtle hand size reduction in the first one.

Trump: Case Closed!

Narrator: And the case against Trump was indeed closed.

So they besmirched the good name of Nickelback for nothing.

Yeah, their strategy has been just to blurt out over and over again that there was no quid pro quo, so it’s all good.  It’d be like if I was being investigated for assault with a deadly weapon and was like, “I don’t even own a gun” even though the guy was beat with a tire iron.  

Trump also doesn’t appear understand that you don’t need a confession to convict someone of a crime. Like a lot of idiots steeped in television’s legal dramas, Trump probably believes you can’t convict based on “circumstantial evidence.” No, dumbass, you can absolutely convict someone based on circumstantial evidence.…

Counterpoint: Eventually he’s going to admit live on TV that there’s a quid pro quo and that it’s not a big deal, actually.

I feel like I’m just shouting into the void, but it doesn’t fucking matter if there was a quid pro quo, he was soliciting something of value from a foreign government to help with the election. That’s illegal in itself. Including a quid pro quo would make it more egregious, but it’s still fucking impeachable without…

In one of the calls, White House officials can be heard offering Ukraine something called “idquay opray oquay” which is completely legal because it’s in Latin, like all good legal terms.

Nice to see him quoting the Washington Times, which (if you’re not familiar) is a) a hard right-wing rag, b) absolutely not a paper of record in any sense of the word, and c) not even close to being authoritative on any subject.

Unfortunately the two idiots keep getting knocked down but they get up again.

kamikaze mission straight into the side of schmuck mountain

You vote in Republican ostriches who love having their heads buried in the sand, this is what you get.

It’s a veiled religious attack on science.