Attributed to Margaret Thatcher:

Kinda like “America’s Mayor”....

Excellent. That means no attorney client privilege between the two of you. You’re also not an employee of the executive branch, so no executive privilege, either.

Is there a term for a circular firing squad of bus throwers?

i forget, what was it that happened to him. syphilis? a stroke?

Today in “Mandatory Retirement Ages in Politics.”

This is how Trump wound up with Scaramucci. He’s comfortable with loud, aggressive New York bullshitters. He fails to realize how poorly they perform in situations with accountability.

1. It’s a memo, not the full transcript.

Lol, maybe in a vacuum.

It would not shock me for a second if Fox News doesn’t start blaming Hillary Clinton for this at some point today.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

 Shut up, tomato. 

I was wondering what could possibly have gotten the Republicans on board with releasing the IG’s report, but it seems clear now: they are hoping to pull a Barr Report thing.

The memo is just one part of an as-of-yet unseen whistleblower report on Trump’s actions, which allegedly involves more than just a single phone call.

“Help us investigate Biden. Talk to my personal attorney Giuliani. Please also talk to my general attorney, William Barr.”

You must have missed the part where Trump publicly said that he did withhold the military funds.

First they came for Ivanka, and I said nothing, because she seemed like she was still doing OK.

define “at all.” I would define “at all” to mean even twisting the words as drastically as possible still doesn’t reveal anything incriminating.

I love that a guy who screams “fake news!” at the drop of a hat is going to be undone by literally believing “fake news.”

It could get some Republicans on board too, truly the last bipartisan issue