PETA is gonna love this one. 

This time you can romance 20 people instead of 12 and one of them is named Tilly Tonka.

What’s funny to me is gamers are like ‘oh, this is so bad. crunch-heavy culture is wrong’ but they’re also like ‘GIMME THE NEW GAME NOW.’

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Please cancel your internet. 

Welcome to Earth. Some people can be assholes. Ignore them and move on with your life. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Speech cannot hurt you, Luke. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Kotaku is not a real place.

If writing makes you exhausted you should really exercise more.

This is so stupid. Did you know that all people named Michael Jackson are pedophiles? Did you also know that all people named George Washington own slaves? All people named John Williams write epic orchestral scores too.

Breaking the rules of Reddit?! Sacrilege!! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!!

^This guy gets it.

Of course you love a product from an organization that supports genocide in China, Luke. 

Cancel-culture is the primary tool of the illiberal left. Classical liberalism is pretty much dead. Now is the time of Thought Police, only they’re not police, they’re just brainwashed citizens that are too accustomed to binary ways of thought. It’s highly ironic actually.

The Thought Police and Big Brother would be so proud. Orwellia here we come! 

Wow. Luke, you want to defund the police, ya? Why not take the fastest approach and go live in Afghanistan for a while? That’s pretty much society without police. Instead of people that are there to protect and serve your community, you get terrorists, warlords, and psychopaths ruling everything. But I’m sure the…

Ah yes, people cannot change therefor they should be eternally damned. 

Absolutely. That’s why I’m politically non-binary. 

What rights do trans people not have? Not LGBTQ, but trans people specifically. Honestly asking.

What rights do trans people not have? Not LGBTQ+, but specifically trans people. Honestly asking.

Remember to add Marxist, Socialist, or Recreational Activist to the resume for a real shot at being poor in NYC.