Yours Truly,

Would it really have been that hard for them to pull another number?

Sounds Irish, you must be a drunk.

The movie really stank compared to the book (pun intended). I love Dustin Hoffman, but he felt miscast. As with most adaptations, there were elements that got cut from the story. If I remember correctly this included some of his childhood, the fact that he was considered ugly by most, and somehow the devious…

Love that pic. It's been hanging in my bathroom for years.

It's like handing out razor -bladed apples for the soul

Forced Purrstitution

our baby Ulysses

Don't dis my boyfriend. I will cut you Doug, faster than Aaron switch personalities

I'd be offended too if my waiter was having sex with another man while serving me. Oh wait, then how did they know he was gay?

Actually, I loved my trainer, we're still friends. One of the things I asked him during our first session was if he'd ever been fat. He said no one had ever asked him that before. We talked a lot about the differences we had experienced and social stigmas around weight—it was part of that kind of conversation.

most temptation are

Anecdotal support: My trainer once asked me if I'd rather be my ideal weight or eat cheese. Without hesitation my answer was cheese.

You go, Glen Coco

I don't think that's a new plot point. Women on that show have drugged and raped men a few times. One that pops out to me was Sami drugging Austin to get pregnant. It may be unique that they are acknowledging it as rape. I'm not sure they have in the past.

I paused a bit when i wrote that part, but really, if congress outlawed douchbaggery, most of them would become illegal

I can't stand it when people use "freedom of speech" to indemnify their thought turds from any repercussions.

My grandpap was an abortioner, then the dust bowl came and wiped out all the places teenagers hided to have sex. But every Christmas, when a bell rang, he's smile knowing that somewhere a woman was exercising her right to choose.

Yeah, I don't want my experience tainted by Big Abortion

I had a boss who really just beat me down. He would micromanage how I sealed an envelope (true story), if he ever caused a shitstorm, he would find a way that it was my fault. He even called me the morning of my grandmother's funeral to "clarify" that I shouldn't have done something he specifically asked me to do…