If someone has to dissect your statement into a multi-paragraph breakdown to make the case that it included an apology, it did not include an apology.

I did not read those flashes of reviews as real at all. They were Carmy’s anxiety over what the reviews would say, flipping from postive to negative until the first true review—the trib. review—came out.

I finished the season. (Spoilers)

I’m gonna have to rewatch this, cause I had a hard time with it. I was so hungry for plot movement, and it had little. But this does a beautiful job of highlighting how this show uses tension and provokes anxiety, and this episode had that in abundance. 

You can care about two things

enjoy commenting while it lasts. I can’t imagine they won’t make it subscription-based a la Jezebel.

Incurable Ennui, I’m from your future. I have bad news.

The Fargo jump always bothered me that it was just a year. That means they got pregnant right away and had a hasty wedding. (Not that there is anything wrong with that per se, just that it felt like a continuity error.)

Someone get Bowen Yang his Oompa Loompa wig stat

It was a flash in the pan. The moment is over. (Though it was a fun watch) 

in response to criticism from trans actor Alexandra Billings who confronted Huffman about stealing the lead role in Transamerica from her.

Yes, Chef.

Everything Stamos said is about how he felt, not about her actions. Yeah, he should have given her a heads up about it, but it seems like more is being made from it than the situation requires. 

Please do not make me get a new kinja. I haven’t known my password for years. 

I had a similar thought, otherwise why make a point of where she put the helmets in the backseat. It would make sense to dispose of her off site in an “accident” and case close the whole thing. But then I realized if that was the case, why would Sian bring her back to the hotel vs leave her in the storm?

His tiktok vids tended to be crowd work, which he is actually good at. I didn’t realize til this special came out, I’d never heard a written joke despite seeing his stuff all over social. So it’s a departure from what a lot of people have seen. 

I’m old. Is looking like Handsome Squidward a good thing or a bad thing?

This initially sounds like an assistant who wanted to move up in his company that either didn’t get to or wasn’t given the chance to do so. Were there others who got promoted above her? was she asked to do tasks that male assistants weren’t?

Schumer shared a (obviously old) video clip of Martin Luther King Jr.

So states get to kidnap women now?