Dodai, please correct the title: Britney got a Digital Slimdown to look SKINNIER in 'Work Bitch' Video

I just can't find it in my heart to feel bad about the life of a male model. I know it's hypocritical, but it's Monday morning.

Why is there no tutorial to this magic?

I was kind of a loser in high school. So it was nice when this other guy transferred in and we became friends. He was kind of weird, but whatever- I listened to only James Brown at the time, so we were both kind of weird. He really taught me how to stand up for myself and even gave me the courage to ask out this girl…

I thought she was the one from Season 1 that got dropped from her agency for being, like, 3 hours late to the fitting.

- Hold Umbrellas

Who do I have to fuck around here to get free birth control?

I'm embarrassed that I searched for mention of what would happen to Jerseylicisous. It's for a friend, I swear.

There's a reason Shanghai is a verb.

My Best friend's dog died recently, another tragic loss for a friend who lost her house in a fire earlier this year. This directly let to me chest to chest with security behind a club, shouting at Russell Brand (her favorite, not mine) "Birthday Pic with my friend please! her dog died!"

It's like nature's goatse

quoi?

I know. That leap and then the next few "let me into your arms" jumps are like the physical manifestation of trying to hang on during a break up

I can't read anything about SYTYCD without thinking of Lacey & Kameron's Mia Michaels rountine from S3

When I visited ground zero in March of 2002 (a rescheduled vacation that was originally plan for Sept 2001) street vendors were selling photo albums of pictures from that day. Pictures of people running in panic and falling to their death after jumping from the towers.

I prefer the working title 'Mother, may I text with Danger?"

I read that as "SEX OVERLORD" and thought she was talking about being married

I actually disagree. I don't think it's about intelligence, as much as it's about everyday ignorance. It's about truly being devoid of cultural perspective-probably due limited exposure in real life. I'm not defending them. You're right in that it should be obvious why this is inappropriate. It goes beyond "don't be…

No. But I wish I had.

This reminds me of a date I went on with a gorgeous guy. I mentioned that I liked living in the city because the suburbs were so homogenous, and he replied "Yeah, I think gay people should do what they want"