I have a horrible time getting to sleep at night. No matter how early I woke up, I toss and toss for an hour or two most nights. It's worse if I know I have to get up early-I start stressing about getting up on time. My sleep DR recommended a melatonin supplement, which is sold in the vitamin aisle. I don't take it…

Most think it's the boobs, but it's actually this cleft that is the source of Joan's powers

I think she likes her pancakes curvy

Is he suggesting my vagina is too weak to retreat safely without a firearm?

I didn't miss it, I just don't agree with it. Just as money doesn't cease to exist when it's spent, it doesn't cease to exist when it is not spent. At the crowdsourcing level, that usually means it's put in a savings account or invested in other ways, which also allows businesses, or individuals to grow financially.

It's not specific to this project. I equate most large frivolous expense with how many college education it could afford. I think it started from hearing how much celebrities spend on their weddings or jewelry.

I know I'm a total party pooper, but you could send a lot* of people to college with that money. Seems kind of silly to me that it's easier to raise money for a fictional high schooler than real ones. (End of guilt trip)

"It turns out that sitting an an exercise ball...."

Why can't Americans self-medicate on booze like the rest of the wealthy countries? It's like the metric system all over again - why do we always gotta be different?

From Lovett's lips to gawkers ears

"To live as a tampon in the trouser's of the woman I love"

So in a way, it's really comes down to cocaine vs heroin.

Black people and white people, coming together to hate this song. #progress

Damn, those Californian yoga-loving, wheat grass-drinking hippies were right.

His name was Roger Ebert.

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, and he has a legal right to get some head.

Hey Girl,

what the hell ever happened to the Jezebel book club?

The only line I found worth reading in this is "A world of no Mondays and endless lasagna." Everything was a bit eye-rolling to me, but that line-brilliant"