Doesn't cocaine just win by default cuz it was probably the fuel for everything else on the list?

Being a professional sleeper has always been my dream job.

..then I tell the women that I'm flattered, but straight and find me a Jon Hamm look-a-like who likes shiny things.

Jon Hamm has released a statement:

I don't normally brag, but I did win the D.A.R.E. essay contest in 6th grade. I still have the plaque around somewhere (probably under my mounds of cocaine).

Glad to see it's not just me. It looks like the body and face are taken at different distances.

You can take away Crystal Pepsi, but you'll never take away my License to Chill!

sounds like he was just trying to get you out of your overalls *rimshot*

With Steudenville and such, we've been talking a lot about rape culture and where it comes from. I think one part of rape culture that is sometimes overlooked in the discussion is the way many women are pre-conditioned that their feelings are simply not valid. And those questions are actually ones I imagined a women…

"Are you sure you're not overreacting?"

Hey Michelle, you know what also kills women? Cervical Cancer caused by the HPV Virus. Too bad *someone* used a national platform to erroneously link the HPV vaccine to mental retardation.

Torrid (torrid.com)

Man, Disney movies have really changed.

AMC stands alone on that one.

clearly, you are being ridiculous :)

I prefer the corporations dictate how I live, not my government. Thank you very much.

So we're still slut-shaming Monica Lewinsky?

When going to the threatre-or any place with assigned seats-what is to proper response if the person in front of you is so tall that they block 80% of the stage from your view?

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"He's 76, from Argentina, and his interests are God, judging you, and telling your parents that skirt makes you look like a whore —ladies, meet your new pope!"