Hypothetical future children deserve the same hypothetical protections and hypothetical rights as any other future person. What are you? a presentist?

I think this deserves a senate hearing for further exploration.

I forfeit a little piece of my soul every time I swoon from being called "baby doll"

This totally reminds me, I've been meaning to create an app that electrocutes my husband's balls whenever he's about to make a poor decision. It'll be called MyBalls.

It's usually removed when the child is 1 or 2

Buried lead! Donald Trump endorses Gay marriage!

I find Erykah's voice more haunting, but I prefer Amanda's armpit hair. Not a body snark- I really love how she is fierce and sexy and hairy all in one.

It's really awesome that there are so many successful female politicians rising up the ranks while pregnant (per Arizona law).

I feel the same way about my HOA

You know, I used to not understand how someone could truly have such blinding faith. Then my godmother, a devout catholic, got Lou Gerhig's and and lost a slow and degenerative battle with the disease. It started with loosing the use of her limbs, then her ability to speak, and eventually the use of her lungs. At her…

If it's a legitimate email, you can't get @pregnant.com

I hate when my husband comes to bed right from the shower, so I sympathize, but it's definitely not on my "things that irritate" me list.

How is "Bad Cop. No Donut." sexual?

Yeah, why would we want economic policies that allow for the market and common wealth to plunge based on speculation of, and not actual value? that's crazy!

Label-hater is the new label

Ryan Gosling 2016 (who cares if he's Canadian?)

That's right Mr .Trump, we really just vote for whoever is the dreamiest. But don't put that blame on us, it's a hormonal thing.

American-Canadian relations can be strengthed through a "Costco access for cheap prescription drugs" exchange program.

In my own defense, I only bought them after a friend told me her husband wore them to work and his ass was showing results. But yeah, they were a foolish purchase. I never even broke them in, I was worried about falling over in them.

I agree, this covers it.