"Why don't they just put her in the Aladdin part of the park?" said a racist.

Put the camera down and get them some water!

Woot. Left-handed 4 LIFE

oh, don't feel bad for me. it wasn't actually a terrible experience, I take full responsibility for my decision.

It's nice to see Bonnie Fuller has moved on from borrowing very high-priced goods for "review" and then never returning them, to positioning herself as a women's mag expert.

In the headline, I think you accidentally used "Cher" when you meant to write "Womankind"

I've always heard that cramps hurt less than the pain of giving birth out of wedlock.

What's up with these new "tweet" style updates? Are these going to replace Dirt Bag eventually?

I used to take aspirin to minimize my menstrual cramps. But lately I've used up all of my aspirin holding it between my knees to avoid spreading my legs like a common whore.

Well, it's not like she's ever shown she can make good decisions. What's the surprise?

wow. I hope those kind of stories are at the forefront of the Wash. debates.

As a Washington voter, who is worried about the new law being overturned at the ballot, I hope this is part of a larger campaign. This couple is cute, but I had hoped it would be harder hitting.

We're getting mad at men who think something sexists, identify it as such and question whether their reaction is valid, now?

Whenever a friend of mine was going out in high school, his mother would make his say out loud:

That's what they were counting on

no. no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. no.

Everytime I think I'm rid of them, I find another Republican in my vagina. Is there are cream for that, and if so, is it covered?

I'm fat, and I ate it.

I was thinking more of those situations when you are getting intimate with someone, but not wanting to have sex. He moves his hand under your skirt, you move it back. He moves it back, etc.

Oh man, oh.. hilarious, cuz that guy shot people watching the movie, and then they people watching the movie were like "shoot me, please" cuz the movie is so terrible. haha. Dane.