I think we're missing a bigger story here. A 16 year old had sex, and her father spanked her as punishment. That's utterly ridiculous.

Thanks a lot Ian. Now what am I s'pose to masturbate to?

I feel foolish for also having lost $77K last year on something silly and frivolous. My Home Equity. You can't even ride or groom home equity. Boy, do I have egg on my face.

Not sure what size, but I remember they were blue

I too did a 9th grade video essay. My was about Van Gogh.

It's funny to read this GOP react vs the GOP react to W's head in Game of Thrones

Condescension: The miricale cure for constipation.

I've never read about anyone being fired for taking pictures of a man with his uniform untucked.

I'm just going to leave this here.

If it looks like a vagina, and walks like a vagina - it's a vagina

How is this now a facebook personality quiz yet?!

Tampons also make a good boyfriend litmus test. "Will he buy them or won't he?"

Are you saying that all those first period stories in YM weren't real?

There is a huge difference between having the right to do something and doing something illegal that does not result in prosecution. No one should have the right to kill. Not everyone who kills has to be prosecuted.

"Hey girl. Are you a false idol? 'cuz I feel like worshiping you."

Hey girl. Are you a false idol? 'cuz I might have to worship you.

Love this. Can I request more looking up through eyelashes?

I look a lot more professional in flats than I would stumbling around in heels. I'm hopeless in heels.

I don't understand this gif and I won't respond.

Dammit! There goes my death toll.