Have you ever been pregnant?

Failing to teach sex-ed is just anti-women.

*slow clap*

One statement from a sex-ed teacher kept me from an unwanted pregnancy.

In this case, Lane's primary mental illness was simply his pride.

I wanted to post a comment where in I just grunted, but I couldn't decide how to spell it.

$54K isn't that much. You can't even buy a Birkin with that.

I got a star? Unicorns ARE magic!

Achievement unlocked.

That is all.

Once while playing soccer, I kicked the ball into a girls face and she started crying. My dad told me "See, most girls cry when they get hit with the ball." His misguided way of saying I should be more feminine. So from then on, if someone charged me when I had the ball, I would kick it into their face.

My tits. My tits are hot.

I stopped getting measured for bras after repeatedly telling the woman that the bra was too tight and I'd get a pinched nerve and she was like "but that's what the chart says you are". Skinny bitch*

I hope the next imaginary problem congress tackles is all the unicorn poop that's left on the streets. I keep stepping in piles of rainbow. It's disgusting.

Can you imagine the horror of dating a girl who used to be fat? What if she got fat again while you were having sex? that would be awkward for everyone.

More than "not getting' his art, I believe most of the outcry was over the involvement of Eastwood. Having the daughter of a rich family buy and then destroy a Birkin is such a misguided commentary at anti-consumerism. It's laughable that Shields and Eastwood don't understand that. The act of creating their art is…

Fun Fact: "Summer Girl" makes more sense as a twitter feed.

Wow, there really is one person at each protest with a "Legalize drugs" sign.

He's a rich dom who wants you to eat all the time, what's not to love?

I hereby amend my comment to read "I personally would be uncomfortable wearing no bra if this were me, but then again, everyone is different. Hopefully, what we can all agree on is that racism sucks and how to spell "where/wear" under the appropriate circumstances."