Love it, but please, please get some rims... The Colonel deserves more than hubcaps!

No, you are a whiny, privileged, judgemental tool. You don’t like seeing ads on cars? Too bad, welcome to life. As far as the pollution you speak of, unless they are driving just to get ad money, people taking their usual routes are adding zero pollution.

No, that isn’t even remotely true. Stating something is special does zero to change just how special it is. Thinking so is pretty special.

Sure, if you think you’ll ever get that kind of money out of someone who drives for Uber.

Because he works in Putin’s troll warehouse.

While I like that theory my main complaint is that he didn't stay true to the theme and go with an orange scented air freshener.

A shady mechanic with kids in private school. Seems pretty unrealistic otherwise.

In the context of a road trip to test snow tires on his Aston Martin, best to save the breweries for the end of the day I’d think, but agreed!

Try this instead:

“Bonjour, Aston Martin de Montreal? Je vous prie de venir me secourir, vous etes mon seul espoir”

*Live fluent translation services available for a ride in the Dougmobile (preferably not while it is being towed).

Stowe, Smugglers Notch and the surrounding area is great for snow and nice winding, hilly roads.

Yes because the physics around that much power in a FWD and RWD car are exactly the same. Let us also ignore the skill required to recover at those speeds. He was trying to set a record, which means he was pushing it harder and faster than anyone else, which means... things happen.

So you’re going to wager that this no-name startup will stick around longer than Google, were you also betting on Chris Christie for President? Google is shuttering Picasa, sure but they’re providing an alternative in Photos which is natural product evolution not abandonment.

Agreed, best to save it in case you come across Trump, Rubio or Cruz.

Nah, he’s probably in the troll factory

How can you tell if someone works in Putin’s troll factory?

Not sure where you’re renting butnot realistic

I’m sure we should really care what the auto companies are thrilled about. Realistically a failure would simply lead to more extensive testing on a wider sample.

It should be pretty obvious. The debt is what is left of the 14 Billion dollar tab he was hit with by Time Warner for repairs after Kim broke the internet...

Now THERE is a woman who truly and utterly deserves to have her tampons taxed. Unto Caesar....

<3 John Oliver, the most American immigrant ever.