I’m surprised she didn’t just say she was going to outsource her candidacy to Costa Rica/India/Other place she could find people to work for peanuts to save the American people money.

The imaginary ones.

Thanks for the spoilers without the alert. I was too far in before I realized you were flat out giving us some of the choice parts of the movie without warning. I kind of hate you now but still couldn’t stop reading so I guess it is partly my fault.

YES, I refuse to call these things Hummers for the same reason I refuse to call self-balancing foot scooters by that other name people have just given up on not using.

I’m fully aware of the security implications, but also don’t surf on devices that need to be secure so handle my security a little differently overall. Besides, I’ve never met Malware that I didn’t enjoy playing with and new Malware samples are always fun new toys.

I could, but I actually am trying to help fund the site I enjoy reading. I don’t mind ads, these ones are just way over the top and intrusive.

Yes, Android.

What kind of agreement do Gawker readers need to sign to have these horrible scrolling mobile ads removed? Sorry but it completely distracted from an otherwise good article.

Only if "the Cake" is an analogy for your relevance. :)

No, it turns out the payload was similar to other recent North Korean aerial deliveries. Garbage, feces and cigarette butts.

To that point, is it possible that these seemingly ridiculous questions are used to identify and weed out people doing just that?

It is a strange thing, you’d expect to be folding yourself into one, but the driver’s seat was kind of like Mr. Dressup’s tickle trunk, there was always more room. The guy whose car I drove was also 6'6" and fit just fine but watching him get in and out was definitely a bit shocking the first time.

I see what you did there, your post implies it is a picture of a car Trump would like, but it’s really a picture of Trump. Well played.

Your comment makes no sense. People like you are exactly why I don’t live in the US anymore :)

This was really well written and I enjoyed it. I have to say, being 6 foot 3 I was surprised at how comfortable the original Mini was when I had a chance to take one out for a spin years ago. Too bad they didn’t latch on to the idea of a hatchback at the time.

No, the contract with Sugru specifically stated that there needed to be a certain number of articles hawking the product.

Oh yeah, the Homeland Security municipal division must be running this operation, how silly of me.

It would be nice if they directly deducted the total costs from the event across all government agencies from the profits made by companies directly benefiting from the event.

Thinking that this is somehow helping the average resident/business/municipality in the long run is just another flawed application of…

Some of us just aren’t allowed to buy any new games until we finish flappy bird, ok?