You know the commenter’s gender? That’s weird.

I appreciate the incorrectly-used Shakespearean reference in a gambling thread!

“Elder abuse? Fuck, I gotta retire in 4 years.”

dude you just used salad as an adjective

Prohibition of gambling is a sound strategy.

Exactly. I think we should continue to outlaw online gambling, so we can force all our young professionals overseas to make money.

Patrick Redford can’t even push Deadspin’s false narrative correctly. At least ignore the Harvard professors entirely if you’re going to write bullshit

Erica Kinsman is a dude?

Pathetic journalism, but a good comment

oh so you’re just a moron then

You’re a lackey

Very suspicious. Carol City was +28.5

Since it’s possible to have one RBI, you must pluralize the acronym. RBIs is correct.

I’m also a sports reporter. You’re wrong.

yeah

Damn. Never knew the Lakers hated blind people.

It’s been 20 years since I’ve seen the underhand attempt. In the mid-90s, Viacom commissioned a documentary about Arnold Shortman, which proved underhanded free-throws are more effective.

Ask not what your comment threads can do for you. Ask what you can do for your comment threads.

File to: Hot take.

if the choices are killing a baby or allowing the holocaust, i’m going to stomp that baby like ndamukong suh