Pine tar is a hell of a drug.

Bellinger, you sick bastard

This can be done to pretty much any Deadspin baseball post

He’s batman tho

You and Patrick Redford = true love

Right, so they should shut the fuck up about other teams if they aren’t willing to criticize the Mets in the same way

Hot take or not, he’s right

Deadspin dot com, which just a few weeks ago posted a story about a referee getting ejected, did not even make it through the first sentence without contradicting its headline.

“so yeah, he’s exactly not how i described him”

I don’t buy your argument. You didn’t begin with a condescending “Nah” that was given its own paragraph.

Turns out, when you remove a starting pitcher for inferior pitchers, those pitchers often allow more runs

So you hate everything except the Mets cheerleader on the broadcast crew

I liked the pitches called at Rizzo’s ankles, but when deGrom was the batter, the pitches on the inside corner were ignored

good one

“Three singles and a batter hit-by-pitch led to three manufactured runs.”