didyoujusteatmarbles
didyoujusteatmarbles
didyoujusteatmarbles

There were a couple of others who were beauty queens too, as I remember. So yeah. Hideous women.

Janice Dickinson was a fucking supermodel.

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

Kim, you gotta know you done fucked up when...

I believe the appropriate word is "Congressman".

Bradley Cooper is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo in love with all the press he’s getting from pretending to be sexually interested in Irina Shayk.

  • A room in Taylor Swift’s New York City home is “a BFF playground” where “no boys” —not even Calvin Harris—are allowed.

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

At my school, every dorm had signs pointing to where you were supposed to go along with some attempt at light-hearted fun/bad jokes.

Oh. My. Gosh.

“You can’t spell Rovell without lover...” Rovell says to himself in the mirror as he applies a handful of hair gel.

Everything is fine because Darren is not racist. In fact, he follows several black people on Twitter.

When you read anything Rovell says