What happened to this year’s bug problem? I thought it was horrific and ruining everything. Maybe there is a bug-free VIP section just for Katy Perry

My new goal in life is to gain access to this playground and have a threesome with Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss in it, cause gross boys won’t interrupt us.

100% of the guys who made these signs cannot make a woman orgasm.

these guys are bad at sex. I don’t even need to prove it.

IMDB tells me Renae Plant is also an unsuccessful actress. Because of course.