Sometimes the title “Dirtbag” is more apt than others.

I feel so small time. My idea of poor impulse control is buying a Reese’s at the register.

You know she never actually had cancer, right? And she started looking like shit way before she had the surgery. Also, I know several women with the breast cancer gene, and some who had the same surgery as Jolie. None wasted away because of it. Or before it.

Aww, hugs, my friend! I suffer from the same, although CBT has really helped me with this. It specifically addresses this issue. Highly recommended!

Over Galentines Day brunch on Saturdays, my friends and I were discussing that if given the choice between having a body like Giselle and never eating anything delicious again, we would choose pizza every time.

This has been my current struggle for the past 1.5 years. Anxiety and depression are a tough hole to get out of.

*hugs* I struggle with that too. Hang in there, you’ll get through this. Go treat yourself to a massage, maybe? I find that helps me get out of destructive patterns of thinking sometimes. And I know I don’t know you, but I’m confident that even if you haven’t achieved everything you wanted to, you’ve still done a lot…

I like to imagine that he takes them home and puts them on his coffee table, but ends up with so many that he actually builds a coffee table out of tabloids.

I didn’t know until right now that these are the quetions I absolutely need answers to.

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

That picture of Coco makes me want to loosen my belt a notch out of sympathy. That looks uncomfortable as hell.

Rita Ora is not dating

Dirt Bag is like my warm up for the day. It’s a nutritionally valueless snack that makes me hungry for more fulfilling material.

You guys, I am pregnant, and I’m trying to be a reasonable person about this, but I am FREAKING OUT. I know they say it’s “unlikely” for it to spread to the states, but c’mon, who believes that really? I live in TX which is way too close to Mexico for my comfort. Pardon me while I sit inside my house in a beekeeper…

Nobody looks cute on FaceTime. It has a permanent ugly filter. Just don’t do it.

Rob Kardashian has vanished. After his absence, many sources reported he simply left the home Khloe, the youngest daughter of the FIRST ORDER, to move into the home of Blac Chyna, legendary member of theRESISTANCE.

The 2 bolted into Rob’s wing and locked the door