Um, did no one see the glaring typo in this tweet though? Philippines is not the same as Philippians. One is a country. The other is a book in the bible. He needs a speech writer Asap.

Right? I think she felt really uncomfortable taking Colombia’s crown. Even if it never was Colombia’s to begin with.

“Please don’t hold it against the ladies.”

no prob—that’s my job as a writer, not yours as a reader. always gotta be better over here!

Whisper “Manchego” in my ear and I melt like Velveeta.

I’ve only had it at a restaurant. Basically they just drop boiling hot pasta into the wheel and stir it around. Served straight from wheel to plate with fresh ground pepper.

I’m confused - are these supposed to be Christmas gifts? Wedding gifts? Bridal shower gifts? Or gifts just because she’s a bride-to-be and you have a shitload of disposable income to spend on her?

How about fuck no.

so I actually own a Diptique candle (I’m on my second in 4 years). They’re the best things I’ve ever smelled and they make the room smell nice all the the time, even when they’re not burning. Also, I kept the box in a drawer in my office so I could smell it from time to time. What can I say? I’m a sucker for…

This is what my Mom does (I love her). It’s the modern day leaving the plastic on the couch.

I'd be afraid to take the lid off in case the smell escaped and disappeared.

I am a sucker for “name brand” fancy candles. I’ve been dying to try out Jo Malone candles, in particular the limited edition or seasonal candles.

I would be inclined to feel the same but if they come with a lid, unless the lid is particularly decorative, it looks a bit...meh. But if the candle doesn’t have a lid the wax gets all dusty after a while and looks gross. I’ve resolved to just not buy expensive candles and have instead found that the bad of Lush…

Shout out to all my fellow Jezzies who read “inexpensive Yankee candles” and thought about how you only get Yankee candles when they're on the clearance endcap at TJ Maxx.

“Everyone was like, why do you have tampons and I was all WHY NOT I AM STILL VERY YOUNG AND HIP AND MENSTRUATEY AND SEXUALLY VIABLE right, daughter? You think I’ve still got it, cameraman? How about you over there? You? Anyone?”

I know this is unhelpful (and she was probably under mental stress or illness) but you can always leave your baby in the hospital if you don’t want it. All she had to do was wait three months.

Jesus fucking christ, “finish the abortion”? He’s a BABY. He was born ALIVE. And I am 1,000% pro-choice. But once you are born and viable, you are your own person with the right to a shot at life. My best friend has a 5 year old who was born at 26 weeks and weighed 1.5 pounds. He’s a fucking miracle. Shame on you.

Maybe I’m not doing the math right, which is likely, but this part confuses me: “Roberts tells the Post that according to the nurses and doctors he interviewed, Yocca had voiced a desire to terminate her pregnancy with a coat hanger when she was only 24 weeks pregnant.”

Okay do you guys think this special will launch their own series?

If looking like Kristen Stewart = resting bitch face, then all cats look like Kristen Stewart.