I think we’re going to see this happen more and more. Kirk and Candace Cameron, the Duggars and Bates families, those “Duck Dynasty” assholes ... They all promote exactly this kind of sexist bullshit and have a scarily high number of fans who aspire to be just like them.

I write for a high-end watch magazine every year. The term “haute horlogerie” is thrown around a lot. Fascinating to learn about the watchmaking process; impossible to imagine being able to afford a $700K timepiece.

I just asked too! My cat is supposed to be in it. His celebrity lookalike is Clive Owen!

Where is the “Does your pet resemble a celebrity?” section from In Touch?! My cat might be featured this week and my local stores don't have the new issue yet!

I don't feel sorry for this woman.

“But here I am; I’m still here. That’s the good news.”

Yeah! Invading shit and stuff!

I don’t know if it’s shameful per se (certainly it would be today) but many of my ancestors were whalers on Nantucket. I’m also allegedly related to Oliver Cromwell, and according to ancestry.com William the Conqueror is one of my great-grandfathers.

Oh, how I love you for referencing Stampy!

Now we need the elephant to meet that vet who bragged about killing a cat.

I’m a journalist who received a police press release about the case. It says nothing about them “wandering around,” just that the NYPD found them unharmed and in good health.

I read it as “Euthenasia.” Also not pleasant.

I have two cats and they are my world. This is so upsetting.

They were all really lucky.

Looks like this ... beautiful (?!) ... $50 (?!) ... umbrella base (?!) ... is still available.

Men always seem to have longer lashes than women. Just another of the universe’s cruel tricks.

But that would mean the one book they want is a *gasp* personalized gift!

That ring is gaudy AF.

Camilla Belle is even worse than Rita Who.