They obviously know how to do SOMETHING, because they're driving much nicer cars than their instructor to the events, they just all seem uniformly shocked that their testosterone surplus doesn't actually help in a task where absolute calm and focus are the most important factor.

I'm pleasantly surprised society has decided to politely ignore my failed attempts at adulting. I've been caught off guard by just how bad at it I am.

That misconception is what makes me want to choke most of the people I know that have dogs like mine.

I always loved doing driver instruction for "Alphas" at Hallet Raceway.

Just listened to that episode after I got home. I turned 30 in January and holy crap that was some Vietnam flashback shit. Hearing that poor kid talk brought all that awkwardness back into focus. Glad to see things are getting better, and yeah, in her shoes my skin would have been crawling just as much, but later down…

"IF" I remember right, and this was over a decade ago, so: grain o' salt, they said they wouldn't put it on the guys' arms because arm hair. It was one of those things as I got older and would think about it I was going, "Heeeey… Waitaminute… Oh. OOOOH!" Slowly dawning realization.

This was all comparatively eons ago, so the only lingering damage for me tends to be anger that they didn't stop shoving this stuff down kids' throats til two years ago. This is the same school system that taught a whole semester of intelligent design in a senior Bio 2 class, which, since there's nothing testable in…

Since I crashed early last night, and I really wanted to post this, I'll toss it off before I head to class. Kind of a "light fuse, run away" thing. (Not really, just wanna get this in before the thread dies.)

I think it has to do with the current climate. From what I can tell from a distance, he's not obviously of any party, I don't think a single policy has been suggested to be his focus, and his reasons for being evil in the pursuit of power are: to get power!

Fucking mobile interface. This was a misposted reply. Carry on nothing to see

But we'll need a snappy 80's fixin' it up montage!

"Your parents are letting you have the lake house for the whole week?! We are gonna get rekt!"

He shovels better than anyone I have ever known.

"…besides build giant weapons that blow up planets/fire once then get promptly destroyed by a wing of fighters that cost 1 hojillionth the investment on said base."

*Didn't reply to the main post, so moving shit around.*

Titties will for me always be associated with strip clubs. That is it's sole function. To describe an establishment where one may view the unclothe female form.

My favorite humorous dick name is wang.

I think level of familiarity is important. Due to the ever-present risk of wardrobe malfunction in the belly dance troupe, I've been accidentally smacked with "boobs" of friends, overheard compliments on the wife's "tits", been given physics lessons on the dangers of potential energy regarding large objects at…

"Smuggled Hams"

"had a date with a philosophy grad student."