Slut!

His bit in Band of Brothers always throws me for a loop. The guys are literally marching off to Bastogne for the Battle of the Bulge, and inexplicably, "Heeeeeere's Fallon!"

The fact the guy who invented TruckNutz is a millionaire fills me with a cold rage that both encourages me in my pursuit of an aerospace engineering degree while simultaneously sending me into a deep well of despair.

True 'nuff. Just takes one guy pissing in the pool… Or shooting up a sorority in impotent rage…

Between the wife and I we bought five… Not counting her parents'…

So my wife and I are pretty prolific car people. Her total number of cars blows mine out of the water, since she's been restoring Corvairs since she was nine, and she still beats me on cool-factor, because my 1959 Ford Retractable is cool, but it will never be 1941 Dodge Pickup cool. I mention this, because she and I…

DIdn't we all agree we were giving these punks waaaaay too much credit and exposure with Mad Max? The hazy takeaway I got from that episode was this blog isn't nearly a big a bogeyman as we'd built them up to be. Of course, that was eight months ago, so I'm sure the exposure drew in some new forum members…

Just keep 'em the fuck away from the 'gator exhibit!

Pfft… Well, that's just, like, their opinion, man…

Last MRA douche canoe I gave the old "Facebook Heave-Ho" to called me a mangina, so I basically told him he had to love me exactly as I love him, while bombarding him with Olde Gregg clips.

They took an intro to C++ class! They're coders, so they're at least, "Kinda Awesome", right? Right?!

The only people I've seen become proud MRA drummer-boys that I've known in person fit that description to a "T". Kinda pudgy, nondescript dudes I knew in my fast food days. Being friends on facebook allowed me to watch the slide in realtime, starting with them getting dumped because ALL they did was play videogames,…

Finished book three of the Aubrey/Maturin series… Again… Which led me to crack open my 18th century warfare historical library… As it always does. Sigh. Reading The Hobbit simultaneously, because hey, primary source descriptions of what canister shot does to a man that pop up unanounced are so cheery.

Got the the theater to ourselves when Jurassic Park came back in 3D. This was the one local 2D showing available, as me and the missus will have no truck with gimmickry, thank you!

I tried to avoid most exploity things, but sheer hilarity alone made me unable to resist that one.

"Tale as old as time…"

"Fuck your Honda Civic,
I've got a horse outside?"

Sic semper pantalones!

Then I reeeeally need to change my avatar. I'm nowhere near as cool as Raylan…

Damn you Jon Irenicus!