You know it’s a big snow year when your new favorite internet celebrity is CalTrans Superintendent Dave Wood and his glorious beard.

Dude, I lived in Lake Tahoe for a few years. People come up from the Bay Area assuming AWD = Drive as fast as you want in snow. It’s where Audi’s and XDrive BMWs go to die.

Not West Coasters, just Californians.

I wrote this Friday. Here, have a picture:

was going to watch; saw Rob Feretti, had turn it off.

I think I know what’s going on.

Not watching that. Not watching because fuck that guy sideways.

“Quick, tell me everything you love about the Subaru Legacy....Great, now let’s rip all that shit out and make it scrape on every speed bump in town!”

I’m m’kay with this.

Why not get high and watch this fiat video?

Didn’t like half the cast of that movie die in weird ways? Also JoBeth Williams, tshirt, underwear.....yes.

To be fair, it will still be easier to repair than your Willys David.

He never said he liked his kids.

I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that nobody suggested an old Caddy. It’s got style, it’s GM, it is built for cruising, it’s big as a whale, it’s got the big bench seats, it’s got a big trunk, AND it’s in the budget (probably). You can find these early 60s Caddy’s in good shape for $20k-$30k. More doors for even less.

because that crack ain’t gonna smoke itself.

But will it jump over Roscoe’s patrol car or just crush it like an empty beer can!

Oh fucking hell I lol’d hard.

Agreed - 22R or GTFO. A truck like this is never going to be fast, so it might as well be completely bulletproof.

You need some socialism:

Auto-psy! Also, an autopsy is generally pretty surgical. This is like digging a guy up and kicking the shit out of him.