I already have a couple of Hawaiian shirts, and if I could somehow come up with a large enough pile of money, I could also have a red 308GTS.

You can find better-presenting, lower mileage, overall cleaner examples of the 308 for less money. And with that cash you saved, you can invest in some quality mustache products and Hawaiian shirts to go full Selleck and be Magnum P.I. for Halloween (and the other 364 days of the year as well.)

it’s a nice looking car and I do love louvers but $6,400 is too much to pay for something I’m going to want to engine swap and even then it won’t be a Camaro, CP, especially considering $2,100 more could buy you this 74 z28 in the same locale

But I don’t want Trekkie backpackers in my yard!

This is not a “working” engine.

I will assume that James lives in a place where snow is rare to non-existent and that the roads are smooth.

A Buick Roadmaster wagon. To quote swedish writer Joakim Lindengren: “You owe your kids a bizarre childhood”.

Ew.

No shit. I’m not remotely a fan of The Motor Company, but if that’s what death throes look like, bring it on!

Probably a little costly to get it back to original (and the owner that painted it red needs to be flogged) but a NP from me even though it may be a little high. Have a soft spot for this bike which is a looker in its original trim.

That’s just the early onset demensia and incontinence. The crowd is getting old.

How about a nice ‘48 Chevy COE that doubles as a car hauler?

How could anyone have thought this would be a good limo? Dear god, it looks like a dead meth addict.

ONLY Craigslist? Because eBay has some cool stuff too.

Hood rich, bitch!

For your viewing pleasure, courtesy of Los Angeles Craigslist:

Didn’t we do this in 2013?

Here’s one for when a guy gets a new vehicle he’s super proud of - Bro-dozers are ideal. For best results use all his bragging points in the description.