Adjusting the attitude by lowering the Altitude brah

This car is like the 56-year-old divorced guy at the Skrillex concert, with a flat brim cap on his combover and “N/A” as his age on his OkCupid profile. He’ll ask your high-school-senior sister whether she needs a ride home and toss her his card anyway — the golden-embossed one that has him as “President and CEO” of…

#TheFlappening

Let me get this straight. $17k for a truck with 237,000 miles?

Exactly. I don’t think “easy mode trailer backing” is a bad feature in general, but when that system fails (not a dig at Ford, just saying things fail); I don’t want that to be the ONLY way you can back a trailer.

I think if trailer backing > you; then maybe it’s in everyone’s best interest you don’t own a truck/trailer combo.

And for your needs, that’s a 100% legitimate reason.

Getting picked up at a car show by a celebrity=good; by a Chevy Celebrity? Put a bag over my head! For shame!

No surprise, Mercedes designs have been boaring for a while now.

I had a pork roast wrap sandwich for supper.

“Heeeey, free jar of grease! Everything’s coming up Milhouse!!!”

“Does it come with a half empty jar of Vaseline in the glovvie with a couple black wiry hairs stuck to it?”

...doesn’t that jar come standard in all used cars? Am I just getting unlucky every time?

Trust me, second hand CC brakes are a rabid market over on audizine. Wire cutters for the brake hose, large allen key set and cheater bar for caliper bracket bolt, and a t-27 torx driver bit for the disc retainer... 10 minutes extra, total. Wait. No. Dont steal. Stealing bad.

No. Using your previous comparisons this one is “The stool softener of Cadillacs”

Chevy Citation crapbox with JC Gypme Cadillac badges all over. This is the pinnacle of crackpipedness at any price. The top down feature just invites the world to gaze upon the face of failure. To quote Dan Neil “everything that was wrong, venal, lazy, and mendacious about GM in the 1980s was crystallized in this…

It was “one man in Florida” and not FLORIDA MAN(TM). FLORIDA MAN would have caught it and cooked it for dinner. While not wearing pants. And high on bath salts.

Pedro was forced to abandon his cart. I believe it’s still in the yard, almost 20 years later, awaiting his return.

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.