You didn’t put a straight edge against the head you took off with dynamite? What about the block? I see a pound of Bar’s in your future.

If it had belonged to Schumacher it would have explained the new head unit.

I don’t agree with your disdain for the prostitute but you can have a star anyway.

I don’t think SL was defending the car so much as the prostitute.

IT HAS A “CLUB THE BABY SEALS” MODE? I’ll take TWO.

Be honest .... You think it’s funny too.

I’ve been all over this beautiful country of ours, and managed to find some trouble everywhere I have gone. But I have never found it doing something as silly as passing a marked cruiser, regardless of conditions.

Complaining about your working conditions is like bitching about the cooking when you’re eating at home.

He most certainly did.

Kinja won’t let me post a picture of Benny the Cab from Roger Rabbit. Blame it on the storm. The answer is yes, light from their eyes.

Not Florida.... Hazzard County.

There’s actually a simple answer for all of this. This franchise should have died with Newman, and now they’re throwing anything at it to see what sticks.

Just push on it lightly. It’ll smush back in place. Until you let go.

Wow, this guy actually says “ran when parked” more than once.

*facepalm*

You can’t paint a car piss yellow then wonder why it goes for trees and fire hydrants.

Well, this is one way to repurpose the two wrecked cars and trailer with a bent axle sitting behind the barn. I bet he didn’t buy any major component while building this, who would sit down and PLAN like that?

The engine was recently rebuilt. 800 miles ago. It’s cool. Not the piss yellow Fortiacamper, the oil change interval.

Well, that escalated quickly. I’m just playing, no need to break out the castrating Bitch. I was paraphrasing one of Jack’s lines from As Good as It Gets. If that gets you loading both barrels, I would appear to be at least half right.

Sure I do. I know them after work. Sheltered? HA!