Autolocking doors can blow me where da pampers is.

Well..... It was a residential 25 zone, soooooo......

Your logic is infallible. I hereby bow to the previously unseen which is now hilariously obvious.

Well, he needed the RR picked off the 4 foot boulder that was holding the front wheels off the ground.

How quickly you forget the 914 and fake Eddie Bauer.

I’m not a Porsche guy, gonna roll with you on this one.

OMG that reminds me of a AAA call I responded to around 97 or so, yuppie in a Range Rover during a light snowfall.... Understeered off a corner and wound up on top of a boulder. Asked if he needed a ride, he says “ no, I’m going to walk home and get the Porsche.”

No, they just suck.

Three fewer 55 y/o account reps who can use their car in the quest for indecently younger women to frustrate. I have no capacity to be upset about this. But that green paint on the carrier tells me it’s an Allied Transport carrier, who run union repair shops. It’ll be back up and running in time for the next…

I will watch it.

When the president tells you to sit still and keep quiet, I believe the obligation to remove yourself is lifted. How exactly do we revoke the president’s security clearance?

Careful. He doesn’t have the warmth or depth.

We are so far past impeachment now, it’s going to be a public lynching on the National Mall.

We all have our opposites..... I never asked this question and will not commit the answer to memory.

I don’t know about the others, but my daughter has a Civic and the headlights are atrociously dim. I can drive around all night with the high beams on and no one ever flashes theirs at me. My Acura, on the other hand, draws protest from the other side of a divided interstate.

I have wanted a powerstroke Excursion since I realized they existed. Because I’m that guy.

Have you verified that it’s still available? Not saying it is, but it smells like a bait-n-switch.

You voted NP on the 914-6 the other day, didn’t you?

While I realize that we’re only a couple hours in, am I seriously seeing a rusty crapcan with NO interior pics and THREE HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND MILES going NP?!?

There’s nothing shady about the hookers, they are all off duty cops just trying to make ends meet.