Each sticker is worth a tenth in the no-prep grocery run.

Yeah, I’ve worked with several jerkoffs just like you. May you hook for the rest of your life.

When I clicked on the ad, my mouse began leaking pus and the processor overheated. I think it gave my computer Chlamydia.

You’re right, it’s only been 27. Three states, a dozen police agencies, IRS, GMAC, Wreckmaster certification and two manufacturers.

Seriously for a moment, Justin... How do you deal with all the smug, clueless schmucks that obviously know more than anyone?

Just as well. He was a dick.

Went to high school with a Joel Lamb.... Your dad a football coach?

I went to Arkansas once, weeklong visit to the College of the Ozarks. To get laid. That place is an absolute fuckfest.

But... Does it have that rich, Corinthian leather?

Keep laughing, booger farmer, the column still locks.

Thanks for the insight! Without you, my 30 years driving & building wreckers, doing repos and accident recoveries would be all for naught.

Dollies are more for AWD situations, they don’t sit well with wheels cut that far.

Not for the door, dipshit, for the column lock.

Nah. It’s gonna stay that way for the duration. Unless he’s got a key.

That color scheme is the rare “7-11 chili cheese dog” selection.

Are those.... Takata airbags? They look dangerous.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see these cars bought by the government for pennies on the dollar, declared exempt and used by the children of officials.

Kinja’d. This was supposed to be a reply to something else.

Undoubtedly. CP for me and most of society, but some delusional Republican will snap it up and declare what a steal it was while declining to share the details.

I suspect they’re reacting to the train’s presence on the OTHER side of the tracks.