That was the one sentence where I literally laughed out loud while reading it. These people are fucking bonkers. “As long as it’s good for me (which it 100% will not be, actually), I don’t care who gets hurt in the process!”

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing.

Peterson finished with 118 yards rushing on 23 carries, and he fumbled on the two yard line

In today’s NFL, who’s to say getting the slotted guaranteed money for the No. 2 overall pick and retiring to your native Hawaii as early as possible isn’t “success”? Go home, Marcus, and don’t look back. You’ll be 26 years old, rich, and local hero.

Very Professional.

If the song is made with the N-word (nigga) in it then why not say it like it is as a lyric? Why do people say the N-word and then get mad at other people for saying it? Don’t make the song with the word in it if people don’t want other people to say it, that just doesn’t make any sense. If only certain people are…

Those three are better than that movie where he offs himself by talking a bath with a goddamn jellyfish.

The script for this thing has been around for decades, and once starred Harrison Ford. Imagine old Harrison Ford as we know him today running around chasing/getting chased by Harrison Ford as he looked in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Had they pulled it off, THAT would’ve been something.

Way to show ‘em St. Pauli! You go girl!

This is a pretty common British take on American comedy culture, but it’s also kind of a bullshit one. I’m not sure there’s evidence that the Brits or Aussies or whatever “get” or appreciate satire more than Americans. There are examples of American movies with satirical bents from the past decade or so, some of them…

The final pitch was way too close for Sanchez to argue as much as he did, even if we ignore everything else that happened in that AB. Probably a ball but not exactly shocking it was called a strike.

A half hour after the Astros won the game to even the series at a game apiece, Sanchez was still upset about his final strikeout.

A hundred percent that was a ball there.

Those install flash player scams aren’t anything they are doing on purpose. It’s some sort of malicious ad (internet sites rarely sell ads directly, instead they sell to networks that bid out the ad slots in real time, meaning that the site publisher has very little control of what actually appears).

So how does this affect the sale of, say, sheepskin? Wondering how this’ll impact those UGG boot sales.

When you’re up 28-3 and the other team comes back to steal your soul, that’s a “Thrasher”.

I’m still waiting for someone to score 1 point on a conversion safety.

I was just going to mention Prince Andrew and the underaged Sex slave, yet the bigots still cannot keep Meghan's name out of their mouths. It has everything to do with her race

Yup. They know what they’re doing, we know what they’re doing, they are counting on people being too polite or too stupid to call them on what they are doing. Forget. That. Noise. They are attacking Meghan everyday for her unforgivable blackness but can’t breathe a word about Andrew’s unforgivable ephebophilia?…

Simple Breakdown: Meghan Markle is Biracial and not Lilly white. Certain members of the press and public hate her for that reason. They hate that she a biracial woman married a Prince