DicksOutForCovfefe

6/14/19

yeah, that was one that surprised me. It seems like there are at least 100 sets of siblings that have won the Stanley Cup.

6/14/19

Michael Jordan won a title in only 40% of the seasons he played.

6/14/19

That’s not even from the top rope; that’s from the top of the steel cage. Damn.

6/14/19

this is devastating.

6/14/19

6/14/19

The CBS tweet about Lin winning a title(and throwing shade at Carmelo) was absolute gold.

6/10/19

Devin Curant; ‘maybe you’re the coward Albert!’.

6/10/19

You’re not wrong, but Kawhi is a cool robot man and KD is the corniest cornball ever.

6/10/19

It’s pretty ironic that KD is getting lambasted for not having played yet in a series where the best player is a guy who sat out much of last season - including the playoffs - with a mysterious injury.

6/10/19

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves.

6/4/19

Everyone likes boobs, idiot

6/4/19

Yeah, there’s no way he’d “rather be working on the Mayor Pete Presidential campaign” He’s one Twitter account away from Chuck Woolery.

6/4/19

You guys need to meet in Temecula.

6/4/19

Pedestrians are never in danger of injuring themselves while walking around,

6/4/19

I understand, uh, some of this but 100% cosign.

6/4/19

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

5/28/19

Both of those are good suggestions but I’m thinking outside the box, how about Emma Stone ?

5/26/19

Cavan Biggio is also behind his dad in the hit-by-pitch category.

5/25/19

It’s the middle of nowhere. Mt. Vernon has a population of 2,662 (as of 2010) and is located in Franklin County, which has a population of 10,605. Shit-For-Brains carried the county with about 85% of the vote.

5/23/19

As a Warriors fan I think it’s at least an interesting experience to see how they fare before he returns, and how they fare after he gets back. If their current Trailblazer-sweeping selves are killing it and Durant comes back and they drop a game, then you can tell that Durant’s game isn’t a real benefit for their…