I was a reporter in Washington during the Clinton Administration, and that was an actual witch hunt. Newt Gingrich leading a moral crusade? Clinton was impeached for lying about a blow job. That would be the 12,445th worst thing Trump did today, and I haven’t even had lunch. It just shows how little dirt they actually…

Paul Blart 3: Olympic Park Security Guard

That one needs more love, but to me his most unappreciated film was Hugo. It was the first time an auteur said “Let me see what I can do with this 3D technology.” You can see that literally every shot was framed with the purpose of making use of the 3D perspective. I thought it would usher in a slew of films from…

This is the comment I’d expect from that screen name. 

You’re talking to a guy who watches action movies, and only action movies. He sees the world through a keyhole, although it’s a totally kickass keyhole, with lots of fights and explosions. Asking him to be more culturally aware is like asking Adam Sandler to stop with the silly voices. Ain’t gonna happen. 

It’s even worse overseas. When I worked in Cambodia, I made the mistake of going to an evening screening in Phnom Penh. Most of the audience was apparently unaware a film was playing. I only went to mid-day screenings after that. I went to a movie in Bahrain, where the audience was mostly young Saudis. Easily 90…

“Endgame is, in its way, a cultural phenomenon about analysis.”

Your jump from “mildly entertaining” to “personifies the unearned confidence of straight white men” reminded me of this Brian Regan bit.

#STICKTORECAPS

Why does Chevy keep running these ads? You wrote a story on it and I’m commenting on it. The idea is to make an ad that people will talk about and remember. Mission accomplished. How many other TV ads have you brought up in conversations or even thought about?

I didn’t think the leopard would eat MY face! 

People think things are so bad now. DON’T THEY REMEMBER THE DIJON MUSTARD? If we can survive the tan suit, we can survive anything.

Pelosi is very much Part of the Problem. Our system of government is getting ripped out by the short and curlies on her watch, so of course she’s doing the typical Democrat routine where they eat their own with a healthy dose of blaming the victim. She’s snide, elitist and hopelessly out of touch. In other words, she…

Yeah, I’m not one for blaming the victim, but here we are... When I was a student I worked in restaurants, and whenever there was a hot plate I’d say “Please let me set this down for you. It’s very hot.” M-fers would grab fajita skillets! 

I believe that production has already been done under the title The Obama Administration. ‘Member when he took all the guns and forced us to follow Shakira Law? My children still have nightmares about the tan suit and the Dijon mustard.

I’m going to wipe your spittle off my monitor and back slowly away from this comment. You do you. Godspeed.

This would rank as the 1,872nd worst thing Trump did before I got out of bed this morning. 

I interviewed Evans in the mid 1990s, and it was the strangest interview I think I ever did. He was going through some sort of religious phase and had recently produced a documentary on Pope John Paul II, so our conversation was a back-and-forth between what a deeply spiritual experience the documentary was with…

The Mandalorian is Jon Snow’s father.