Rodgers is a fine QB with a knack for completing risky passes, but it’s ok to say this play was both stupid and lucky. If any other QB had done this, the story would be “Oh ho ho, Blork Blaklestein got away with one here, throwing the ball up for grabs. Luckily for him his receiver made a brilliant catch. Too bad for…

I would like to think there’s some cosmic connection between this horror show and them getting poleaxed in the first two games of the series at home. I can only hope that this “sorry-not sorry-no, really not sorry” apology gets the baseball gods even more riled up and they see to it that the Astros get no-hit in…

I recently flew on AirArabia, which has flip-down holders for personal electronic devices. It was hell because apparently headphones no longer exist. 

Is there another professional athlete with a reputation and self-image which is so grossly out of touch with reality? Jimmy Butler is a fine basketball player, but in his career he has accomplished slightly more in the NBA than I have. If he’s art, he’s “Piss Christ”. 

Dude, there isn’t ONE gif of a bat flip here? How many professional wrestlers does she mention? How many video game tournaments? How did this shit find its way onto Deadspin?! (I totally agree and pine for the days when Deadspin did Actual Journalism.)

If you hire Art Briles, you get Art Briles. These self-proclaimed Christians are the ones who give fist pumps when they see immigrant kids in cages and think the Second Amendment is in the Bible. It’s a perfect union of coach and community.

Taken to its most absurd extreme, “Turkey is committing genocide, but I’m getting some sweet tax breaks on my properties in Istanbul.” Not as if that could actually happen! LULZ

For more than three years, the lead story every day has been “stupid shit Trump said”. The story should be “Cowardly and complicit Congress still refuses to act to oust increasingly deranged president”. How about publishing bullshit excuses from Democrats who are afraid it might damage their election prospects. FFS,…

Take your comment back to the elementary school playground. You, and apparently others, are pissed off that she accurately quotes lyrics written somebody else. Throwing tantrums like this only muddy the water and distract from actual racism. It’s shit like this that gives bloggers a bad name.

Lee watched Looper, saw the ridiculous prosthetics they used on Joseph Gordon-Leavitt, and thought, “I’d like to reboot this movie, but make it look even worse.” (We were trusted to believe that an assassin could be sent back in time to kill himself, but they didn’t think they audience would go along with JGL growing…

Yep, that film is on the short list of worst films ever and batshit craziest scene ever. 

So Joey Harrington is the best QB Oregon has produced? Tennessee has been a punchline of mediocrity for so long, so I wonder how much of this is him and how much of this is the Curse of Jeff Fisher. 

Who is playing QB in the gif at the top? Because he throws like Napoleon Dynamite’s Uncle Rico.

A Brit talking down to Americans? Wow, this is fresh and groundbreaking stuff! Seriously, a Brit saying Americans take themselves too seriously? I work overseas so I get these lectures all the time, from people from the country that gave us Mr. Bean, for chrissakes. (BTW, “soccer” is a British word.)

I came here, popcorn in hand, to read through the comments from angry Chargers fans. But then I realized there’s no such thing as a Chargers fan. Anyone want some cold, soggy popcorn?

I learned a valuable lesson today. The best way to convince people to “log off” is to go on an 800,000 word rant about the social media account of a model/actress. I am now going to protest Starbucks by going to Starbucks and buying Starbucks coffee. 

They posterized him! I’m old enough to remember when St Pauli Girl was considered racy. Now it’s all about these kids with their handheld phones and their hippity-hoppity music.

St Pauli is my new favorite team.

The NBA could learn a lesson from them. They won’t, but they could. Of course, it’s thanks to a phone call with the MURCAN Supreme Leader that Erdogan was free to commit what is quite openly genocide against America’s most loyal allies in the Middle East. (All of this totally has…

Remember, in sports, it’s possible to give more than 100 percent. While giving 110 percent in a sporting endeavor is mathematically impossible, player claim to do it all the time. I think he meant 100 percent out of a possible 1000. He may have swang (heh) at a pitch which bounced a foot off the plate, but to him it…

If it doesn’t affect their ability to jerk off about bat flips or throw a pity party for the wretched serfs joylessly toiling in big-time college football/basketball, they won’t care.