And yet, somehow, both the Knicks and Wizards will manage to lose the trade.

the Knicks are stocking up their young assets and will make a major play for Wall if he becomes available.

or the bear scene!!

The end of Annihilation. 

can people please stop with the idea that a billion dollar pro sports team just has some intern running their social media.

I know it’s just an intern who typed it, but I like to imagine it’s the entire organization owning Darren Rovell. And that brings me so much joy.

Don’t tug on Superman’s cape.

Dang. Gurden’s face is gonna be so red when he finds out.

It wasn’t Gruden, it was Gruden

Good time to remember that coming out of high school, his main comp was Magic Johnson. This should have been an impossible fucking comp for a teenager, yet he has far, far exceeded Magic and it is not even a debate.

Car jumps. Car lands. Car is destroyed in reality. Car drives off unscathed in movie.

Remember, Trae Young, always be yourself. Unless you can be Steph Curry, then be Steph Curry.

Where are you seeing the stats from that he takes >50% of his shots after zero dribbles?

Hey, we’re coming up on my favorite tradition: Notre Dame getting clobbered by some Southern school in a bowl after playing a season full of cupcakes.

part of what makes this a rigged game is a preseason polling system that benefits established “powerhouse” programs without actually knowing until a game is played if they’re any good that year. How many times had Notre Dame been polled in the Top Three of an AP/Coaches poll simply on a lot of voters being midwestern…

I guess the league had to do something to try and make the NFC East interesting after Alex Smith went down...

“These guys are super old, so I can’t think of a reason why they would be missing all these calls”

About the only thing I can take positive out of what will be insufferable Cowboys fans coming out of the woodwork for a now inevitable playoff appearance is that they will be stuck complaining about Garrett for another 3 years.

Yeah fuck that guy for being a complete moron, sometimes morons die for being morons (see: this guy)

If Gruden hasn’t killed anyone, it’s not for lack of trying.