dicksoutforcovfefe
DicksOutForCovfefe
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Is speculating on the identity of a domestic violence victim here truly necessary?

5 grand buys about a picosecond’s worth of ad time on an MLB broadcast.  It’s hilarious how much bad press it buys MLB.

Seeing players on both teams taking a knee in front of him is gut-wrenching. Talk about adding insult to injury...such disrespect.

What do you mean? He’s got Calvin Joh—oh.

“Why would he work for cheesy potatoes?”

Exactly what is food stamp money?  You’ve shaded yourself into darkness with your ignorance.

tldr; KD is a bitch

I mean, he’s not wrong after all.

Yeah, Luke Walton is definitely running the show out there. 

AAA = Eastern Conference

LeBron passed Wilt at #5 on the all-time scoring list, which is cool until you realize Wilt has him beat 20,000 to high school sweetheart.

I wonder how long it will take society to move from “fat shaming” to “height shaming,” and for folks like Hughes to try to defend articles like this with “it was a different time” when they are inevitably brought up on Future Twitter to shame him.

First Jack Reacher was good though? And lead to a reinvigorated Mission Impossible franchise. Shut up.

Yeah but still.

Nigeria is just one little country

This is what middle managers think smart people sound like.

Because that’s where black people in the West Indies came from Nigeria, or west Africa probably.

I still can’t believe this asshole has an incredibly lucrative career because turned the phrase “practice makes perfect” into a 10,000-word book.

“Hi, I’m Austin Rivers and I know who has the answer. I’d like you to meet my father.”

“Genius” Gruden is now seven games over .500 for his career as a head coach, his 12 year career.