dicksoutforcovfefe
DicksOutForCovfefe
dicksoutforcovfefe

That was an end around followed by a reverse, not a double reverse, grumble grumble old man rant grumble, IN MY DAY a double reverse was after you were about to throw up your whiskey but you swallowed it all back down again for extra flavor.

played for some reason in the Dolphins’ stadium”

Follow that to its conclusion, I want to hear where you end up

I’m glad the voices in your head were able to answer that question for you.

*Alonzo Mourning on the bench staring into the ether nodding wistfully meme*

So the American flag is a unassailable symbol that we must honor at all times unless we want to show just how much we love the taste of boots, apparently. 

they could have used a traditional American flag.......just a thought.

No, fuck YOU. That flag says the same thing as the swastika or the Confederate battle flag: “I don’t give a shit about minorities.” Cops have become the militarized front line of defense for white supremacy and inequality. Cops and their right-wing sychophants always use tragedy like this to justify greater

Yes, the Blue Lives Matter flag is racist, you stupid son-of-a-goat-fucker.  The flag only exists as a direct fuck you to marginalized communities.  Eat shit and die.  

I have to admit, the best bit on the internet right now is Deadspin making Gruden’s face redder in the hero image for each subsequent article you post about him.

“Trump is playing the long game” HAHAHA. That’s only if you consider his attention span and foresight longer than a min or two. I can believe Putin is planning and scheming for the long haul. Putin is playing Chess while Trump is playing some Flappy Birds knockoff or another clicker game.

Why the fuck are these interviewers so gleeful? Right down the line, when the president or his minions say something awful, they all giggle about it. It’s not fucking funny. They are implementing horrible policies. Don’t fucking laugh.

Democracy Dies When Access Is Valued Above All Else.

Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there... Don’t do prison drugs.

The 72 point font but no exclamation points. Keep this guy away from your sister.

Would watch.

Biles will show up in a tiger outfit and show them who’s boss again.

If you let the cats in, you might as well get rid of rhythmic gymnastics with the ribbons. Damn cats would never let a routine finish. 

As a lifelong pro wrestling fan, I am in full support of silly costumes and dressing up while performing feats of choreographed athleticism

Steph’s transformation from “delightful novelty on obscure team” to “unstoppable colossus that changed the history of basketball” is one of the more surprising sports turns I can recall