I think it’s a typo. It was $450 per Bortle, but the alcohol cost a lot more.

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

lol, what a piece of shit.

Kobe

Basically my daily affirmation.

Give me a monster and lots of various fluids.

I honestly read this expecting to read that they were crazy venomous or something.  But nope.  I hate using the term, but this is definitely click-bait.

I have heard that they’ll beak the bejesus out of any English-speaker who earnestly says “octopodes”.

They might not even fire his ass. They might give him a buyout and make Court the scapegoat. Can’t fire him, after all. He fired himself.

I believe the Browns have one of those phrases trademarked

*Rick Court sees you putting head through wall, immediately tries to recruit you*

ironically that was the original hook that britney spears wrote. 

“The commission found that the Maryland football team did not have a ‘toxic culture,’ but it did have a culture where problems festered because too many players feared speaking out,”

“Because the term ‘Toxic’ when referring to culture is a relative term, we were easily able to skirt that term in defining our football program.”

Broke Lopez might be my favorite autocorrect ever.

I guess this means Gruden doesn’t have to get up at 4:00am anymore. Or is he still going to pretend they aren’t tanking?

I see at least two good players in the there.

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says “What is this? A joke?”

It came tearing in because it thought one of the patrons was in UB40

The horse’s name?  Brett Kavaneigh