dicksoutforcovfefe
DicksOutForCovfefe
dicksoutforcovfefe

People wrote him off when he couldn’t sustain the insane Linsanity fortnight, but he’s definitely a capable 1b/backup point guard who can get hot every now and then and break down a defense with his penetration. It’s a shame that a lot of people, for various reasons, root so hard against him that they try to devalue

No, but Lin was tremendous alongside Kemba, and it’s really incomprehensible how Ramon Sessions was ever supposed to fill that role.

So what are we looking at, a Rockets-Cavs Finals with LeBron averaging 35-12-8 and Harden disappearing like a Trump pee tape circa September 2016?

FYI- this just happened, more bombshell Cohen news.

LeBron has made the NBA Finals seven straight years. In only two of those seasons was his team the #1 seed in the East, and during that time they’ve won six series where the other team had home court advantage, while losing only one series where they had home court (2011 NBA Finals against the Mavs).

The best part of all of this is that Playoff BronBron gets to start against ear-blowing weirdo Lance Stevenson. Very much looking forward to Lance doing fifteen crossovers, ending up in the exact same place, and courageously bricking a contested 18 footer in the inevitable moral-victory-close-loss in Game 3.

This is how we measure the number of years veteran NBA players have left in their career, by measuring their playoff mileage with a technical process known as “Larbon-dating.”

Settle down, chief, and start writing the sequel. Your ideas intrigue me.

Wow, yeah, this movie is basically a canceled Xbox 360 game.

I’m sorry, but the fact that the Rock apparently doesn’t get himself mutated and grow to massive size to fight against the monsters in a tag-team brawl next to his buddy George makes this a no-go for me.

If this shit doesn’t win an Oscar then fuck the Oscars. This will be our generation’s Citizen Kane, bank on it.

That was my first thought upon seeing the picture: psychopath.

Clearly these kids broke the first and second rules of Fight Club if the police found out.

If I had not read the headline and only seen the photo, I would have thought, “He looks like a guy who would run a fight club for students”. At this moment I’m willing to bet he’s whispering sweet nothings to his AR-15.

That seemed like the hockey equivalent of a Harlem Globetrotter play

This sort of content is 99% of the reason I’m still on the internet at all.

That this story drops hours after the one about the ‘Hawks cancelling Kaepernick’s audition is perfect.

at least he was not committing domestic violence against our flag tho

NFL: “But does he kneel for the anthem?”

Los Gatos police