Maybe whoever greenlit this at HBO is a Penn State alum.

I don’t think it’s actually that unreasonable to suggest that nobody should have anything to do with any form of college fottball as long as Penn State is allowed to participate.

How fucking pathetic that this program didn’t get the death penalty.

+1 The Spice must flow

“Will Ohtani become the planet’s new God King?”

I once got ejected in high school but I preempted it by getting out of the car.

This is a really relevant story.

So you’re saying Rendon has escalated his behavior from looking like he was going to throw a bat, to tossing it casually away? If this trend continues, I’m calling it: in 2024 Rendon will murder an ump on the field.

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

Hell yeah, I started Marty Foster today in my Bullshit-Umpires-Do fantasy league. Ejections are 5 points, egregiously bad ones are worth 10.

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

SC out, Puerto Rico in. Git’er done!

When you’re $500 billion down, you can’t lose?.... Oh my god. You can lose, you can lose so much more. He’s going to do it, he’s going to bankrupt the USA and sell it off to another country.

Weren’t trade wars a great thing and easy to win last week?

Still no mention of the stock market being at a disastrous low.

It’s amazing to hear that, because after finally being released from Scott Brooks purgatory, OKC ended up right back with the same problem.

You must think it’s a bizarre coincidence that all three of Russ’s coaches have consciously decided to rely on Russ-hero-ball to save the day, even when there are other hall-of-famers on the team who could take a clutch shot or two. I think I saw Russ scream at Billy the other day: “JUST LET ME PASS THE BALL TO…

Or it’s on the front office for thinking that Westbrook could co-exist with these two, one of whom is thirty-fucking-three and way past his prime.

On the bright side, Westbrook is .1 rebound away from another fugazi MVP award on a 47 win team that’ll lose in the first round.

I think the Thunder have a bit of a Billy Donovan problem as well.