I get tired just driving two hours. Of course, in some cities, like Bangkok, that will get you about six blocks.

Lemme guess: tl;dr?

I’d like to remind everyone that Denzel won an Oscar for Training Day, beating out Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind. Crowe was at the peak of his dickishness, so bad that South Park did their “Fightin’ Round the World” episode, and everyone in Hollywood loves Denzel. That said, from a purely artistic standpoint, this…

When you’re bored and want a laugh, copy and paste an article into Google Translate, translate it into another language, then into another, then back to English. The result will be more coherent than whatever this is. 

His unfitness was evident long before he was elected -- mocking a disabled reporter, calling Clinton “such a nasty woman” during a LIVE debate, the Battle of Bowling Green, Frederick Douglass, etc. etc. ad infinitum. The lead story every day should not be “Here’s some more stupid shit Trump said”. It should be,…

The problem is that the supposedly liberal media plays along and treats his tweets as news. The coke-fueled, 3 am rantings of a senile racist are not news. While the media is dutifully filling in the template for the “stupid shit Trump said” story du jour, our government is doing some truly heinous shit. The “two…

Enough, already. Geez, what does a rich, white, serial sexual predator need to do to get people off his back! I mean, you rape a few women and cheat on your wife a few dozen times and suddenly it’s all like, “Oh, he’s a bad guy!”, or “Make sure you’re never alone with him!” or “He should be tossed into an erupting…

I could go see this, or I could lock myself in a mop closet with Seth Rogen, James Franco and a rabid porcupine. Tough decision.

De-aging they can do, but the de-roiding technology is still not reliable.

I profoundly do not get why she is “a thing”. Her line readings are so wooden she sounds like she’s doing a hostage video. “My captors are treating me well. Their cause is just.”

I feel bad for saying it, but he looks like Stuart Smalley in that photo.

I watched one episode at the urging of a friend who was a big fan and found it was what I expected. A guy uncomfortable in his own skin making banal observations about topics which are funny without actually saying anything funny. His standup was excruciating and reminded me of Cliff’s attempt at becoming a comedian…

Marketing to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences?

Combine that with Verlander “insisting” that he start game 4 to close out the series with the Rays... and losing. Heh. 

I’m an O’s fan, too, but I can’t root for the Cards. This postseason I’m an provisional Rays fan. My plan was to adopt whichever team won the AL Wild Card game, which featured two teams with a combined payroll of $36.89.

He died alone in a Bangkok hotel room. Otherwise, great post!

So, the Nats didn’t win, the Dodgers lost? This is a perceptive and original take. In an alternate universe there’s a Deadspin post about how the Nats lost Harper, started the season in the dumpster and then rallied to make the playoffs and topple the Dodgers. 

Ah, so the Nats didn’t win,the Dodgers lost

You don’t dare criticize a dictator when Donny Two Scoops is on his throne. He so desperately craves to be part of the club with Putin, Duterte and Kim. He just sacrificed our most loyal allies in the Middle East to Turkey because Erdogan asked him to in a phone call. Trump would toss Ivanka into an erupting volcano…

De-LOR-es