It’s ok.... every time you forget she calls me to get back at you. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)

What the fuck, white people?

Yep, feel free to lump me in with these knuckledraggers. And Hitler. And the guy who invented the little packets of ketchup at fast food restaurants. And Ted Bundy. We white people are all the same, amirite? There’s a word for people who make generalizations about people based on skin…

 I read that he “insisted” on starting the game on short rest. Heh. I would chew off an arm to see the Rays knock off the Astros, but then I’d have to chew off another arm to see them beat the Yankees, and then chew off a leg to see them beat the Dodgers in the World Series. Then I’d really be going out on a limb.

Hooray! Murray is back to slouch and curse and pout. He doesn’t have the worst body language of any professional athlete, but he’s in the conversation. 

So we’re still treating every word that issues from Sherman’s word hole as if it were engraved in stone on Mt Sinai? “He went to Stanford, so he’s one of the articulate ones!”

There is no way we could have predicted this. Based on his history, I’m shocked, SHOCKED I say, that he’s in trouble for recruiting violations and not a gangbang featuring underage sex slaves on a team bus. The moral of this story: You hire Art Briles and the next thing you know you’ve got Art Briles.

I am by no means defending the NBA, and certainly not the floptastic Rockets, but the international silence in response to the police crackdown on the protestors is disgraceful. This has been going on for months and the kids in Hong Kong, God bless ‘em, keep outfoxing the authorities, and refuse to give in. Nobody…

The trash talk, the theatrics, the pranks, all of that is cute while you’re winning (See: McGregor, Conor). Enjoy the ride while you can.

The fighter I’d like to see more of is Zabit, but Dana White is not going to push a Dagestani who looks like an anorexic Abraham Lincoln.

Tartakovsky undoubtedly made this series to support his fervent belief that humans co-existed with T-rexes. The fact that it looks fuckin’ cool had no bearing on the creative process.

Treads? Cleats.

Gruden had to be there at 5 am, otherwise he might have been... fired?

Pfft. Every football commentator knows Watson succeeds because he’s a natural athlete who uses his running ability to extend plays. If you want an example of a quarterback who succeeds because he has a high game IQ and spends all week analyzing tape, look at <insert the name of literally any white quarterback>.

Christia…

You can bet the NBA is going to issue a sternly worded statement in which they make it clear that China must support the league and every team in it. BWAA HAA HAA. I’m just messin’ witcha. They’re totally going to roll over and force Morey to release a hostage video. “My captors have been treating me well. Their cause…

“What the...?”

To be fair, he was great as “the guy in the background while the dons are talking” in every Scorsese movie ever.

I was already happy in my sports hate for the Rockets due to the abomination of James Harden’s floppery. Now I can hate them for their politics, too!

Dictatorships make shoes, too! Look at the tabs in your clothing. Most of what we MURCANS wear is made in autocratic countries. I worked in Cambodia, where women (always women) make $150 or so per month and travel to and from work in actual cattle cars. 

If “Did not vote” had been a candidate in 2016, he/she would have won the presidential election.

Because Richie can still play FOOTBAW.

I read your screen name. Then I stopped reading.