Thankfully, CFB beat writers just need to fill out the template for next year’s season preview. “After falling short in <insert last year>, this year Jim Harbaugh finally has all the pieces in place for preseason <insert top 10 ranking> Michigan to challenge Ohio State and make a run at the Playoff.”

In other news, the Yankees beat the Twins 11-4.

“Ahem.”

You keep standing, buddy. If this is the hill you want to die on, godspeed. I’m done here.

Because that’s a totally normal thing people do in every workplace.

So you missed the part about how they got equal pay on the third movie?

So I watched Dunkirk, and what I got out of it was the British needed more F-15s.

I think this is a guy who gets excited about Mark Wahlberg movies.

I thought her performance in Fosse/Verdon was transcendent. She completely upstaged her co-star, fellow Oscar winner Sam Rockwell,  and he was fantastic! She did her own dancing, completely nailed Verdon’s famous wavering voice, and ... I’m going to stop because I know you have no idea what I’m talking about. Don’t…

Give him a break. Reading is, like, hard, y’know what I’m saying? There’s, like, so many words and stuff.

Martin Scorsese’s opinion on film doesn’t count. You’re funny.

Taking your argument to its logical conclusion, there’s no distinction between Happy Gilmore and Vertigo. 

But I doubt even Scorsese could define the distinction

angry men driving taxis, to angry men boxing, to angry men visiting Japan. (To say nothing of that persistent theme of the great director’s work, “angry men bustin’ each other’s balls

His last film, Silence, was about a Jesuit priest in feudal Japan. Hugo is simply the greatest 3D movie ever made. My favorite film…

Savage. Brilliant. 

Karma is a bitch. 

Lowry is the unholy love child of Harden and Paul, a shameless flopper AND crybaby. His game is such an abomination I found myself rooting FOR the Warriors. His nickname should be Roomba, because he spends so much time rolling around on the floor. 

To sum up: if you are reading this, you suck. 

You said it, when a team is hitting garbage shots like that, there’s nothing you can do. Danny Green a contested corner three as the shot clock expired that was similarly ridiculous. Siakam is a fine player, but last night he looked like, well, Kevin Durant. The Warriors should not feel worried.

Cavan? Shouldn't he be playing lacrosse?