Not recently. 107 in a week would be considered a moral victory for this year’s team.

You throw the ball at the basket a lot?

Pete Maravich averaged 44.5 ppg in college for his career with no 3-pt shot, no time clock, and every defense designed specifically to shut him down.

The Warriors are having FUN. It seems they’ve finally reached that terrifying point where all that talent meshes. Curry and Durant, the second and third best players in the world, were screening like crazy to get Klay open. Methinks they got a bit tired of the narrative that the Rockets would have won the title if…

Struggling implies that they would try. 

I believe in this analogy you’re talking about the Wizards.

They’ll surely remember this moral victory when they’re watching the playoffs this year.

If you can’t enjoy watching a guy redefine the sport of basketball, I pity you. I understand rooting for your guys and “sports hate”, but if you can’t appreciate what Curry does, you’re not a fan of basketball, you’re a fan of your team.

Yep, if the stadium had funnel cakes his kid totally would have been there.

And because 85 percent of sportswriters are from Boston, the interwebs are clogged with totally not overreacting GREATEST TEAM EVAH takes. 

I love love love how sports fans excuse behavior in professional athletes that we wouldn’t tolerate from a child.

Herman has a Durkin-esque quality to him. He better start winning before video of him goes public of him making players carry pianos full of molten lead up a flight of stairs.

Offense in the front, defense... on the barbershop floor?

When confronted with the tab, the players got angry, saying DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? The club owner replied that, no, in fact he did not. 

It was all a misunderstanding. Bortles tried to throw some money on the floor, but it fell far short.

Before Trump was elected, which seems like it was 17 years ago, I posted an epic Facebook rant where I said the election  was not about politics, ideology, education, economics, or even race. None of the narratives the supposedly liberal media pulled out of their collective butts described what we’re seeing. What I…

That migrant caravan? FULL of bad hombre octopuses. I know a guy who encountered an octopus while snorkeling. Next thing you know, BAM, 10 years later he dies in a car accident. 

A carnivorous octopus? Wow, what a scoop. What’s next, your shocking expose on how seahorses aren’t really horses?

People who are dead fucking wrong are always the most condescending.

You seem like a reasonable person.

Is that you Brett Kavanaugh?