I believe in this analogy you’re talking about the Wizards.

They’ll surely remember this moral victory when they’re watching the playoffs this year.

If you can’t enjoy watching a guy redefine the sport of basketball, I pity you. I understand rooting for your guys and “sports hate”, but if you can’t appreciate what Curry does, you’re not a fan of basketball, you’re a fan of your team.

Yep, if the stadium had funnel cakes his kid totally would have been there.

And because 85 percent of sportswriters are from Boston, the interwebs are clogged with totally not overreacting GREATEST TEAM EVAH takes. 

I love love love how sports fans excuse behavior in professional athletes that we wouldn’t tolerate from a child.

Herman has a Durkin-esque quality to him. He better start winning before video of him goes public of him making players carry pianos full of molten lead up a flight of stairs.

Offense in the front, defense... on the barbershop floor?

When confronted with the tab, the players got angry, saying DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? The club owner replied that, no, in fact he did not. 

It was all a misunderstanding. Bortles tried to throw some money on the floor, but it fell far short.

Before Trump was elected, which seems like it was 17 years ago, I posted an epic Facebook rant where I said the election  was not about politics, ideology, education, economics, or even race. None of the narratives the supposedly liberal media pulled out of their collective butts described what we’re seeing. What I…

You seem like a reasonable person.

Is that you Brett Kavanaugh? 

I like the genre where Senators are fed to various species of wild animals. That's not a genre? Oh, then it should be. 

Your church sounds like fun. 

I believe they're known as the Rutgers of the Big Ten. 

Nobody thinks this except for Jordan/Kobe truthers and Knicks fans. 

The season is going exactly as expected. I'm giddy with schadenfreude. 

Give credit where it’s due. They didn’t screw up in 2011 or 2012.

Don’t bury the lede. Is San Juan beer made with bits of real panther. 60 percent of the time it gives you a hangover every time.