Who cares about this stupid sports fight

I don’t know the guy, but I’ve known guys with similar proclivities. He lives for this shit. He’ll be Wilsoning again soon enough.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and predict he won’t learn his lesson. 

This is both timely AND hilarious. 

He should be a pariah, and he should also be listed as one of the most overrated athletes of all time and a complete a-hole, to boot. The Kobe love absolutely baffles me. 

And the winner for most appropriate screen name goes to...!

I’ve been living and traveling overseas for more than 10 years. The world does not give a rat’s ass. Lighten up, Francis!

By the way, “soccer” is a British word.

You’re referring the candidate who won by three million votes, despite gerrymandering, voter suppression and the heavy hand of Uncle Vlad? 

The “blame on both sides” bit is sooooo 2017. We’re so focused on the rape allegations that we’ve plumb forgot about him lying under oath, or his horrifying legal opinions or, oh yeah, the way he was nominated, through a back-alley deal in which his mentor agreed to step down so that Trump could nominate him and thus…

I can explain this to you if you want. No, really. You see, the rationale is -- oh, I get it. You just need something to complain about. It really is pretty simple but... never mind. Carry on.

Look at the news. We live in a time where objectively bad people do objectively bad things for objectively bad reasons. So, yeah, we’ve got a long way to go.

How refreshing. A story about a diva wide receiver. You don’t see many of those. But wait, there’s more! He’s apparently a financial whiz as well!

Somebody explain to Clay Matthews and the other Neanderthals that this is why the league is trying so hard to protect quarterbacks. Andrew Luck was a generational talent at QB whose career has been wasted. The bottom line is star QBs put asses in seats and sell jerseys. People pay to see Aaron Rodgers, not <insert GB…

I was a big Kawhi fan but he’s A) clearly a head case B) getting bad advice from those around him. The guy doesn’t want to play for Pops? BIG red flag.

But then he’ll re-sign it ten years later.

I felt bad for Thibs when he got run out of Chicago. Now, eh, not so much. 

Counterpoint: These are terrible, terrible movies and arguably the most overrated in cinema history. I could explain but, eh, why waste my time. Because of the success of these movies, People Who Know Things decided to Nolanify the DC universe, thus destroying Superman in the process. (I picture Nolan and Goyer…

I believe him! Seems like a nice guy. Let’s all move on, shall we?

I hope Khabib pounds him into hamburger. I hope Khabib does to him what Holly Holm did to Ronda Rousey. My God, what an awful person.

That will be a huge comfort to him as he ponders losing to the m-fing Browns and a rookie quarterback. 

He’s giving primates a bad name. I’m ashamed to share 15 percent of my DNA with him.