I was a big Kawhi fan but he’s A) clearly a head case B) getting bad advice from those around him. The guy doesn’t want to play for Pops? BIG red flag.

But then he’ll re-sign it ten years later.

I felt bad for Thibs when he got run out of Chicago. Now, eh, not so much. 

Counterpoint: These are terrible, terrible movies and arguably the most overrated in cinema history. I could explain but, eh, why waste my time. Because of the success of these movies, People Who Know Things decided to Nolanify the DC universe, thus destroying Superman in the process. (I picture Nolan and Goyer…

I believe him! Seems like a nice guy. Let’s all move on, shall we?

Ahem. According to the man whose uncle was a professor at MIT, it’s “the cyber”. Oh, and water is wet, apparently. Most people didn’t know that.

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not. You don’t actually think they’re going to do any of this, do you?

They’re going after the TRUE enemies. The media, Democrats, brown people, gays, etc. etc.

Beat me to it. Bolton does everything in an offensive manner. He might actually be a worse person than our Supreme Leader. This is a guy who, in a just world, would be scavenging landfills for food.

Jesus and Ronald Reagan invented the cyber. 

I feel so much safer knowing my racist, senile uncle who can’t figure out the TV remote is taking on the cyberterrorists.

I hope Khabib pounds him into hamburger. I hope Khabib does to him what Holly Holm did to Ronda Rousey. My God, what an awful person.

That will be a huge comfort to him as he ponders losing to the m-fing Browns and a rookie quarterback. 

He’s giving primates a bad name. I’m ashamed to share 15 percent of my DNA with him.

The media’s collective mancrush on McGregor makes me feel unclean.

“Hodor.”

I’m shocked by this. Who would have thought that one pretty good year on a third-tier college team would not lead to success in the pros?

Or Ivanka. No, wait -- that’s lust. Sorry, my mistake.

You win the internet today.