This is a great parody of Trumpanzee-speak. I know you’re joking, because you’d have to be a frothy bucket of offal to post something like this in earnest.

I blame Colin Kaepernick. What are we talking about, by the way?

You are a bad person and I am ashamed to share 15 percent of my DNA with you.

No, because the bitch obviously had it coming. Duh.
But seriously, this is a step beyond “normal” domestic abuse. This is sadistic. This is torture. What a sick fuck.

I’ll bite: To which causes did you donate 1.2 percent of your income? Jeff Bezos would be the walking personification of evil if we didn’t have multiple versions of the actual personification of evil shuffling around Washington. But I can’t fault someone for giving away TWO BILLION DOLLARS.

I would be willing to chew off an arm to see Chevy Trucks hire Kap as a spokesperson.

I’m confused. Doesn’t Nike supply the NFL’s apparel? Isn’t this kinda like them going to war with their biggest customer base? If so, I am now a huge Nike fan.

Two-time Maryland grad here. I used to live and die by the Terps basketball team. Nobody ever gave a rat’s ass about football. The school switched conferences, freely admitting it was for the money. The rivalries with UNC, Duke, etc. … gone. The hoops program was subpoenaed by the NCAA earlier this year. Now this. Agai…

I didn’t read this. I came here to say what I always say.

I didn’t read this. I came here to say what I always say.

Am I correct in assuming the word “pussy” figured prominently in their discourse?

Am I correct in assuming the word “pussy” figured prominently in their discourse?

I was taught to keep my head up and tackle with the shoulder. My coach said if we tackled with the helmet he’d take our helmet. Even with proper, um, “safe” tackling football is still a spectacularly violent sport. 

It’s hard to tell from this video how he got hurt, but if we go back to the Ryan Shazier hit, yeah. I don’t want to blame the victim, but here we are. If you go in head first with your helmet down, bad things happen.

I believe there’s roughly 35 percent of the populace who believes FOOTBAW Makes America Great and will never give up on a spectacle which allows them to get drunk while watching brown people hurt each other.

Kinda like this website, with its running “stupid shit Kyrgios did today” pieces. What an asshole. 

It’s significantly overlooked because the Vikes on one of the most dramatic plays in NFL history. Aside from that, great point.

Seriously, how does Sark keep getting jobs. He is objectively a terrible coach. I could do better, and I am willing to prove this for a mere half his salary. 

You mean the game where Alabama lost with no time on the clock on a fluke play you will never see again in your lifetime? SABAN SUCKS.  

I see what you mean, but I think it's a valid question to ask. Will he be remembered for his success on the field, or, like Paterno, his failures off the field?