And why one of his top priorities is imposing his will on the league.

Now the deplorables wear it like a badge of honor, as they did with “deplorable”.

All you need to know is his nickname is Hack.

I was just saying to a friend, “I can’t wait for the NFL to start. It’s been too long since a diva cornerback made an ass out of himself and his team gave him a token punishment. Then I saw this and knew FOOTBAW season is here! What is it about the WR and CB positions that attracts such nutjobs?

Only an ignorant LIBTARD would make such a comment. She’s a nose tackle.

Yep. GOOD OL SMASHMOUF FOOTBAW!!! It’s a distillation of everything wrong with football. (Disclaimer: Native Baltimoron who loathes the Ravens.)

Imagine being the bookkeeper there.

I’ll bite: What’s the minimum population for a city to have an NFL team? What is the threshold dividing MLS and NFL cities? What sport is Green Bay entitled to? Badminton?

We’ve known Vontaze Burfict is nuts since he was in college. He’s not crazy in the “quirky character” kind of way, but rather in the “cross the street and don’t make eye contact” way. One day he is actually going to kill someone on the field and there will be much gnashing of teeth and rending of garments by the…

“Hold ma bere.”

The porta-potties there are considered “indoor plumbing” because they’re under a bridge.

On “The Good Place”, Eleanor laments that in the afterlife there is a Good Place and a Bad Place, but no Medium Place for people like her. She says all medium people should spend eternity in Cincinnati.

What does the food stamps office have to do with football?

So much for Maryland winning the conference. Or a game. 

This is a bad comment because our Supreme Leader reminds us every day that journalists are the enemy of the people. I see no reason not to trust him. 

Counterpoint: DERP DERP MAN'S GAME DERP DERP GOTTA PLAY HURT

Who is this “we” you refer to? 

Easy now. He just wants to know who he can specifically call “gutless”. As in, “That wide receiver who left practice because he was suffering from <finger quotes> heat stroke is gutless.” Sadly, I think Muschamp represents the majority of football people. The DERP DERP MAN’S GAME DERP DERP GOTTA PLAY HURT mindset still…

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